A New Type of Petting Farm

Now I thought the teenager who allegedly raped a dog was bad (see the post below), but somehow I found something worse. A Seattle man died after having sex with a horse, the horse actually fell on the man and he died from internal bleeding. What’s worse is that this farm has supposedly been used as a place for people to have sex with animals.

You just can’t make this stuff up. This is from the Associated Press and ran in the Seattle Times on July 14th.


King County sheriff's office investigating possible animal abuse
THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
SEATTLE -- King County sheriff's detectives are investigating possible animal cruelty at a farm near Enumclaw that apparently has attracted "a significant number of people" to have sex with animals, a sheriff's spokesman said Thursday.

The investigation was launched this month after authorities discovered the July 2 death of a man who suffered internal bleeding after engaging in anal sex with a horse at the farm, Sgt. John Urquhart said.

Authorities are not releasing the man's identity because the King County medical examiner has ruled his death accidental. The victim was in his 40s, Urquhart said.
Investigators have interviewed several people in connection with the case, which was brought to authorities' attention after the man was dropped off at a hospital for medical treatment.

A surveillance camera picked up the license plate of the car, which led sheriff's detectives to the farm and other people involved, Urquhart said.
Bestiality is not illegal in Washington state.

"Just sex with an animal per se, you'd have to prove some sort of animal cruelty out of that and that's why we've got more investigating to do," Urquhart said.

"A significant number of people, we believe, have likely visited this farm," he said, declining to specify a number while the investigation continues.

The Humane Society of the United States intends to use the case during the next state legislative session as an example of why sex with animals should be outlawed in Washington, said Bob Reder, a Humane Society regional director in Seattle.

"This and a few other cases that we have will allow us a platform to talk about sex abuse of animals," Reder said.

Thirty-three states have laws banning sex with animals, he said.
Enumclaw is a rural town in southeast King County.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

I know the trendy thing in movies is to update an old TV show or movie, but I have to admit, when I heard Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was going to be remade, it was tough for me not to get excited.

Tim Burton does a tremendous job of updating this 34 (yes 34 year-old) classic. As Burton does best, he makes the story a little bit darker, while holding true to the original theme.

Johnny Deep once again shows what a talented actor he is, he plays the eccentric Willy Wonka perfectly. But in this movie, viewers will find out much more about his life and how it shaped him to be the man he is in the movie.

The casting of the children was perfect, and though recently I’m not a fan of kids (see the shitbag post), Freddie Highmore (Finding Neverland) who plays Charlie Bucket is even more of a likeable than the original Charlie played by Peter Ostrum.

So for all of you who remember watching this film at home, our seeing it in school on one of those old projectors, go see the new version, it was a really good movie.

Worst Week Ever

Not VH1's Best Week Ever, but I can tell you right now, hands down who’s having the worst week ever: Scott McClellan, White House Press Secretary.

And if you don't know who he is, or why he's having the worst week ever, pick up a newspaper and read.

Overheard in New York

This is one of my favorite new websites: http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/.
Basically people report on the crazy stuff they hear around NYC.

Now, I’m not blaming teachers for this, and a lot of my friends are teachers, but I will throw this out, maybe kids aren't getting smarter.

Here’s an excerpt from the site yesterday:

Right Before They Teach the Gum Brand Names

Teen Girl #1: Yo, how you spell Juicy?
Teen Girl #2: I don’t know; I dropped out of school 6 months ago.

-- A Train

Teenage Allegedly Raped Dog

If you have been lucky enough to read my site, you would also realize that I try to keep my friends in tune with what’s going on in the news, and sometimes in the very obscure news.

Now I don’t mean to bust on the south, but it seems like some of the craziest news is from the south. This story below is about a teenager in South Carolina who allegedly raped a dog, and two young girls in the community. The dog eventually passed away.

This is not a typo, and you just can’t make this stuff up.

This story appeared on the FOX Carolina WHNS-TV website back on June 23rd.


Charges Against Teen Upgraded After Dog He Allegedly Raped Dies
Jun 23, 2005, 1:01 PM

SPARTANBURG, SOUTH CAROLINA (FOX Carolina News) - A Campobello teen is accused of raping one neighbor's dog and another neighbor's two little girls. Now the dog has died and charges against the teen have been upgraded.

After receiving word that the dog died possibly because of the rape. Fox Carolina called the Solicitor's office to see if now new charges would be filed against the teen. An hour later Solicitor Trey Gowdy called to say that the charges will be upgraded to the "most serious animal cruelty charges they have on the books."
The dog's owner Sylvia Jones says, "At first when it happened, I couldn't eat or sleep every morning I'm waking up thinking Princess is there but she's not.

Princess's little dog house is empty now. Sylvia Jones says she died of internal bleeding this past Sunday because of the rape. "The vet told me she had a little blood in her urine and that she was bleeding inside."

Sylvia says she and her husband would not have believed Cory Williamson raped Princess exactly two weeks to the day she died had they not seen it with their own eyes.

"When I got here we were laying on the deck looking at him and he had his pants down and he was doing sexual activity with the dog like a man would do to a woman."
The Jones family says Princess wouldn't eat or play anymore after the attack. "She (Princess) couldn't even sit down, her bottom was swollen sore."

Sylvia says she knows Princess was just a dog, but she wants people to know that Princess was also a part of her family. A family that now has been forever changed. "She looked so pitiful. It's sad, there was nothing I could do for her."
Neighbors worry that if Williamson is accused of raping a dog and molesting two girls in the same neighborhood, who knows what might happen next.

Neighbor Bill Johnson says, "As a community we shouldn't have to watch our kids every second they're playing. We want him out of this neighborhood."

The Solicitor's office says it wants to make sure Williamson is out of this neighborhood while he's awaiting trial on the molestation and dog rape charges so they are requesting that his bond be revoked. Williamson's bond hearing will be held next Friday.

Entourage

Here are some great lines from this past weekend’s show that focused on Turtle’s cold streak, regarding the ladies and getting laid.

There was also a great guest appearance by Bob Saget, yes Bob Saget.

“Turtle, saying you’re on a cold streak implies that you were once hot,” E busting on Turtle.

“If you can’t get laid here, you might as well turn your dick in,” Drama to Turtle and they enter their next door neighbors place with about 20 girls on-site.

“Remember, they saw you in the dark so don’t be disappointed if they don’t look excited today,” Drama to Turtle regarding the girls they were going to meet.

“You look like Michelle Kwon in Drag,” Ari referring to his assistant’s new wardrobe.